Wife Training

I got this from my future wife. LOL Joke is on her, I come already trained

Gotta love those gals from Pennsylvania!

Wife Training

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Missouri and told her she was going to do dishes
and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He gave his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Pennsylvania. He told her her duties were to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher and thought the grass didn't need mowing.